Please read before participating. This Agreement governs your participation in an early-stage hardware and software test program. The device and software you receive are pre-release, experimental, and provided for evaluation purposes only. By checking "I agree" and completing payment, you accept the terms below.
Version 2026-08-20 · Provider: Sean Ahrens ("we," "us," "Provider") · Contact:
This Agreement ("Agreement") is between the Provider and you, the individual who accepts it and is identified by the email address you provide ("you," "Tester"). Effective date: the date you accept it.
1.1 We are developing a voice-messaging device, "Funkle Fone" (the "Product"). You are invited to a limited early test program (the "Program") to evaluate pre-release hardware, firmware, and a hosted backend service, and to provide feedback.
1.2 The Program is experimental. The Product may not work as intended, may change or stop working at any time, and may be discontinued in whole or in part without notice.
1.3 Ordering for others. You may order devices for delivery to yourself and/or to other people and addresses. You are the contracting party for every device on your order, including devices shipped to other people. You are responsible for ensuring that each recipient and user complies with this Agreement, and for the consents described in section 6.
1.4 Your core representations. You represent and warrant, for every device on your order, that: (a) you are at least 18 and authorized to accept this Agreement for yourself and each recipient; (b) each device will be delivered only to a household where an adult is available to complete setup, and, where a child will use a device, that child's own parent or legal guardian is available and will complete verifiable parental consent at setup (section 6.4) before the child uses it; (c) you will tell each recipient, before use, that the Product records and transmits voice; and (d) you will not permit any child to use a device until that consent is complete. These representations are a condition of your participation, and you back them with the indemnity in section 12.
2.1 Hardware. Off-the-shelf, individually-certified development modules, plus any accessories or enclosure we include (the "Hardware").
2.2 Software. Our pre-release firmware and any over-the-air ("OTA") updates, together with the hosted backend service the Product connects to (the "Service"). The Software is licensed, not sold (section 7).
3.1 This is a loan, not a sale. Your participation is a test-program enrollment. We lend you the Hardware for evaluation, and title to the Hardware remains with us for the duration of the loan. This is not a retail sale of a finished consumer product, and the deposit below is not payment for a warranted, finished, or market-ready product.
3.2 Refundable deposit. At checkout you place a refundable deposit of $45 per device (multiplied by the number of devices you order) to secure the loaned Hardware. Payment is processed by Stripe; we never receive your card details. We charge no rental or usage fee, and there are no other charges.
3.3 Loan term; return for a full refund. The loan runs for approximately 5 months. If you return the Hardware to us in reasonable working condition on or before the end of that period, we refund your deposit for that device in full to your original payment method. You arrange and pay for return shipping.
3.4 If a device is not returned. If a device is not returned by the end of the loan term — or is kept, lost, or returned damaged — that is entirely fine: you keep it, and your deposit for that device is retained and applied as the full purchase price, completing a sale of that device to you at that time. The $45 deposit is the entire amount due for that device and is inclusive of any applicable sales tax; you owe nothing further.
3.5 Shipping. We ship free within the United States and do not ship elsewhere. Orders ship in scheduled production batches; the expected ship window for your batch is shown on the order page when you order and repeated on your confirmation. Once shipped, delivery typically takes 1–5 business days. Both are estimates, not guarantees. If you return a device, you arrange and pay for return shipping to us in California.
3.6 Except for the deposit refund described above, participation does not entitle you to any warranty, support, replacement, or continued availability of the Hardware, Software, or Service, except as we may choose to provide at our sole discretion.
4.1 The Hardware modules are individually authorized by their respective manufacturers under applicable FCC rules; however, the assembled Product, as a finished combination, has not completed a Supplier's Declaration of Conformity (SDoC) or other equipment authorization as a finished product. It is provided solely for development and evaluation in this Program and is not authorized for resale or general public distribution.
4.2 You will not resell, lease, redistribute, or transfer the Hardware or Product to any third party, and will not market or represent it as a certified or finished consumer product.
5.1 Experimental hardware. The Hardware is development-grade and may contain defects, behave unpredictably, overheat, or have exposed electronics. It is not a consumer-safety-tested finished good.
5.2 Battery and electrical safety. If the Hardware contains a lithium battery or is USB-powered, you agree to keep it away from water, heat, and flammable materials; not crush, puncture, short, or modify it; use only the power source we specify; and immediately stop use, disconnect power, and contact us if you observe swelling, heat, smell, smoke, or damage.
5.3 Use at your own risk. You assume all risks associated with handling, powering, and operating experimental hardware and software, to the fullest extent permitted by law.
5.4 Supervision of children. Because the Hardware is experimental and not consumer-safety-tested, any use by a child must be supervised by a responsible adult. You are responsible for ensuring appropriate adult supervision of every child who uses a device you ordered.
6.1 Voice capture and retention. The Product is a voice device. When in use it captures audio, transmits it to our Service, and stores the recording on our servers (third-party infrastructure such as Cloudflare) only to deliver it. Recordings travel encrypted in transit (HTTPS) and are stored encrypted at rest (AES-256); they are not end-to-end encrypted (readable server-side for delivery). Each recording is automatically deleted approximately 30 days after it is sent — whether or not it was ever listened to. This 30-day window is fixed. We also keep a delivery record of each message that contains no audio — who sent it to whom, when, how long it was, and which app or device sent and played it — for up to about one year to understand and improve the Product, after which that record is deleted too. See the Privacy Policy's retention schedule.
6.2 How we use it. Data we process includes voice messages; first names and connection codes; contact lists; device identifiers and configuration; message delivery records (metadata, not audio); diagnostic and error logs; and feedback you provide — solely to operate, debug, and improve the Product. Nobody at the Provider accesses or listens to recordings or messages unless the account holder (or, for a child's device, their parent) grants time-boxed support access by asking us for it, or where a specific safety/abuse report or legal obligation requires review; every such access is logged and expires on its own.
6.3 Consent of others is your responsibility. You must obtain the consent of every person whose voice may be captured (including household members, recipients you order for, and guests) before the Product records or transmits their audio. Some jurisdictions require all-party consent; you agree to comply with all applicable recording, wiretapping, and privacy laws, and you will not record anyone unlawfully.
6.4 Children — the setup parent completes consent. The Product is a general-audience family communication device, intended for use by adults and children alike; the companion apps are for adults only. Where a device will be used by a child, buying it does not by itself authorize that use. Such a device requires, at first setup, that the child's own parent or legal guardian (who may not be you — e.g. you are gifting to a niece or a friend's child) reviews the children's-privacy notice on their phone and completes verifiable parental consent; the device does not activate, and no child data is collected, until they do. You agree to (a) deliver each device only to a household where that parent/guardian will perform setup, and (b) inform them that the device records voice. If YOU are the child's parent/guardian, you will complete that same setup step yourself. You will not permit any child to use a device before that consent is complete, and you will not attempt to bypass, disable, or circumvent the consent gate.
6.5 Adults-only apps. The companion phone/web apps are for adults (parents, family members); creating an app account or linking a phone requires confirming you are not a child. A child uses only the hardware device, behind the parental-consent gate above.
6.6 Security. Data is encrypted in transit (HTTPS) and at rest (AES-256), access tokens are scoped, and every operator access to messages is logged. We take reasonable measures to protect data, but no early-stage system is fully secure; you accept that risk for non-essential, test use.
6.7 Setup availability; delayed activation. Setup and activation depend on our hosted Service and our third-party parental-verification provider, which may not be available at the moment your device arrives. Until setup opens, a device stays inactive — it collects no data and cannot be used by any child — and this may last days or weeks after delivery. You accept that a device may be temporarily non-functional on arrival for this reason, you will not allow any child to use it until setup completes, and a delay of this kind is not a defect or a basis for any claim beyond the deposit refund in section 3.
7.1 License. We grant you a limited, personal, non-exclusive, non-transferable, revocable license to use the Software and Service solely to participate in the Program for its duration.
7.2 Restrictions. You will not (and will not permit others to): (a) reverse engineer, decompile, or extract source code, except where this restriction is prohibited by law; (b) copy, distribute, sublicense, sell, or publish the Software or any firmware image; (c) extract, publish, or reuse any keys, tokens, endpoints, or credentials used by the Software; or (d) use the Software or Service to build a competing product.
7.3 Ownership. We and our licensors retain all right, title, and interest in the Software, Service, Product design, and related intellectual property. No rights are granted except as expressly stated.
8.1 You may provide feedback, bug reports, and suggestions ("Feedback"). You grant us a perpetual, irrevocable, worldwide, royalty-free, sublicensable license to use Feedback for any purpose without restriction, attribution, or compensation. You represent your Feedback includes nothing you are not free to share.
9.1 The Program, the Product, and non-public information you learn through it are confidential. You will not publicly disclose, demonstrate, photograph for publication, benchmark, or write publicly about the Product or Program without our prior written consent, except that you may discuss your participation generally with household members. This does not apply to information that is or becomes public through no fault of yours.
10.1 THE HARDWARE, SOFTWARE, AND SERVICE ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE," WITH ALL FAULTS AND WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND. TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, WE DISCLAIM ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS, IMPLIED, OR STATUTORY, INCLUDING IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, TITLE, AND NON-INFRINGEMENT.
10.2 We do not warrant that the Product will be uninterrupted, error-free, secure, available, or fit for any particular use, or that data will not be lost.
11.1 TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, WE WILL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, OR FOR LOST PROFITS, LOST DATA, OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION, arising out of or relating to this Agreement, the Program, or the Product, even if advised of the possibility of such damages.
11.2 Our total aggregate liability will not exceed the greater of (a) the total amount you actually paid us, or (b) $50.
11.3 Some jurisdictions do not allow certain limitations; there, our liability is limited to the maximum extent permitted by law. Nothing here limits liability that cannot be limited by law (such as for gross negligence, willful misconduct, or personal injury caused by our proven negligence, where non-waivable).
12.1 You will defend, indemnify, and hold harmless the Provider and its affiliates, and its and their personnel, from and against any third-party claims, demands, damages, losses, liabilities, and expenses (including reasonable attorneys' fees) arising out of or relating to: (a) your or any recipient's use, misuse, handling, or operation of the Hardware, Software, or Service; (b) your breach of this Agreement or of your representations in sections 1.4, 5, or 6, including any failure by you or a recipient to obtain verifiable parental consent before a child uses a device; (c) any child's use of, or data collected by, a device you ordered, and any claim brought by a parent, guardian, recipient, or other person relating to that use or data; (d) your violation of applicable law, including COPPA and other children's-privacy laws and recording-consent, wiretapping, and privacy laws; or (e) your resale or transfer of the Product in violation of section 4.
12.2 This indemnity runs between you and us and is in addition to — it does not limit, replace, or shift — any obligation the Provider owes directly under applicable law.
13.1 Term. The Program runs from the Effective Date until either party ends participation on notice. We may modify, pause, or end the Program at any time.
13.2 Hardware; return or keep. At the end of the loan (or if participation ends earlier) you may either return the Hardware for a full deposit refund or keep it, in which case the deposit is retained as the purchase price — as described in section 3.
13.3 Service discontinuation. We may modify, suspend, or discontinue the Service or OTA updates at any time, which may render the Product partly or wholly non-functional. You accept this as inherent to an early test program.
13.4 Your data. You may request deletion of your data at ; we will delete it
within a reasonable period except where retention is required or data has been anonymized.
14.1 Governing law. This Agreement is governed by the laws of the State of California, without regard to conflict-of-laws rules. The parties submit to the exclusive jurisdiction of the state and federal courts located in California.
14.2 Entire agreement. This Agreement (with the referenced Privacy Policy) is the entire agreement on this subject and supersedes prior discussions.
14.3 Severability. If any provision is unenforceable, the rest remains in effect and the provision is limited to the minimum extent necessary.
14.4 No waiver; assignment. Our failure to enforce a provision is not a waiver. You may not assign this Agreement; we may assign it freely.
14.5 Amendment. We may update the Program's terms on reasonable notice; continued participation after notice constitutes acceptance.
14.6 Independent parties. Nothing here creates an employment, agency, partnership, or joint-venture relationship.
By checking "I agree" and completing payment, you confirm that you have read, understood, and agree to this Agreement, that you are at least 18 years old, that you are authorized to accept it on behalf of anyone you are ordering devices for, and that the representations in section 1.4 are true. You acknowledge that a device may arrive before setup is available and will stay inactive until then (section 6.7). Placing your deposit authorizes the order — it is not a child's parental consent: where a device will be used by a child, that device's setup collects verifiable consent from the child's own parent or guardian (section 6.4). We record your email address, the agreement version, and the date and time of your acceptance.
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